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Smash Ultimate Bowser Jr. Guide - Moves, Outfits, & More

Smash Ultimate is a family affair. What more proof do you need of that fact than the inclusion of Bowser Jr., the mysterious offspring of King Koopa himself? Bowser Jr. has followed in his fa...

WoW Classic Server Queue Wait Times Crest 10 Hours on First Day

After years of waiting, World of Warcraft Classic is now live. This new/old version of Blizzard’s perennial MMORPG is permanently locked to version 1.12 of the game, which dates back to Augus...

Cracking the Egg, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Solas Romance

I have about 400 hours on Dragon Age: Inquisition alone, with another 100 across Dragon Age: Origins and Dragon Age 2 combined. I have Dragon Age art hanging on my walls. I...

Smash Ultimate Cloud Guide - Moves, Outfits, Strengths, Weaknesses

Smash Ultimate recognizes a crowd-pleaser when it sees one. Everyone has their own favorite Final Fantasy, of course, but fans who grew up in the late 90s will always remember C...

Smash Ultimate Kirby Guide - Moves, Outfits, Strengths, Weaknesses

Smash Ultimate is here at last. It’s been more than four years since the series’ last full entry, but Super Smash Bros. is back and now exclusive to Nintendo’s newest console, t...

Destiny 2 Weekend Update - August 9, 2019

Guys, I am so close to getting the MMXIV seal in Destiny 2. All I need is the Revoker for the Crucible Pinnacle Weapon and I’m home free. But wow, is grinding for Glory a m...

A Definitive Ranking of All Seven Copies I've Owned of Final Fantasy IX

At yesterday’s Nintendo Direct, it was announced that Final Fantasy IX (the best one) would be available immediately on the Nintendo eShop. This is tremendous news. Yesterday marked the seven...

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Pokemon Go preview

I’m really digging Pokemon Go.

Destiny 2 Black Armory Forge Guide: What To Do With Siviks Delivery Note

The Black Armory is finally open to Guardians for the first time ever. And Destiny 2’s Black Armory expansion is all about finding weaponry and tech from the arsenal’s past, while using...

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Minecraft surpasses 100 million sales

I think I realized that Minecraft had reached a cultural saturation point when a friend asked that I buy toys of it for her young daughter for Christmas. Said daughter isn’t even ol...

Animal Crossing Pocket Camp is Getting Two Subscription Plans This Month

Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, the mobile spin-off of Nintendo’s town management series, appears to be following in the footsteps of Mario Kart Tour and adding subscriptions and exclus...

5 Killer Investment Opportunities That Happen to Be Located On An Isle of Death

Hi, and welcome to our presentation!  We have some wonderful opportunities for the right buyer here today. Kings Canyon is an up-and-coming area featuring a number of unique properties which...

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Why 2016 is the perfect time for a noir thriller about the Berlin Wall

All Walls Must Fall is the brainchild of four developers behind 2012’s celebrated action game Spec Ops: The Line. Set in an alternate-history Berlin where the wall nev...

Smash Ultimate Incineroar Guide - Moves, Outfits, & More

Smash Ultimate is mostly comprised of characters that appeared in previous games in the series. But there are a few exceptions. One of the most notable is Incineroar, who just feels cust...

Fallout 76 PVP Guide - Pacifist Mode and How to Deal With Griefing

Vault-Tec has charged the inhabitants of Fallout 76 with re-colonizing West Virginia. That’s not the easiest task, considering the state of things. Towns are littered with the remains of those who did...

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Newest Pokemon Go update reintroduces 'nearby Pokemon' system, with some tweaks

Late yesterday, developer Niantic rolled out a new update for its worldwide smash hit game Pokemon Go. The tweaks include a claimed fix for the capture rate bug as well as the return of the B...

7 Reasons Every JRPG Fan Should Try Trails of Cold Steel (& More)

When I was nine, my friend Bobby invited me over to see this new game: Grandia. In it, there was a guy who piloted a flying ship and called someone “bastard.” I’ve...

Mass Effect Should Finish Andromeda's Story or Go Down in the Scourge

Mass Effect: Andromeda didn’t need to exist, but now that it does Bioware is at a crossroads.

Haruhi Suzumiya and the Tragedy of Entertainment

At first glance, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya appears rather whimsical. The show, which originally aired in 2006 and 2009 and is based on a popular series of light novels, follows totally...

Call of Duty Dev Invokes Schoolhouse Rock in Whitewashing a War Crime

Players in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare aren’t the only ones making questionable decisions for America — Infinity Ward is getting in on the action, too. In an interview published at Game...