Jordan Mallory

Jordan Mallory

Jordan is a frog that lives in Texas and loves Girls Generation. He's also Senior Podcast Producer! Before that he wrote video game news for almost ten years at a lot of websites you've heard of, including this one.

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ICYMI: Everything From Today's Big Destiny 2: Beyond Light Reveal

The pyramids are here and things are about to get buck wild in Destiny 2, both in the short term and in the long run. Today Bungie unveiled its plans for the future of the game, which inv...

Bungie Is Once Again Asking Us to Fill the Meter

With today’s update, Bungie has set the Guardian populace of Destiny 2 on yet another community challenge. Having finally completed the work necessary to arm the Warmind Rasputin against ...

100 Free Animal Crossing: New Horizons Island Names

Choosing a name for your island in Animal Crossing: New Horizons is one of the biggest decisions you’ll make as a villager, second only to selecting an island in the first place. It’s not...

Transmogrification Finally Coming to Destiny 2, Just Not Anytime Soon

It won’t happen until the launch of Destiny 2‘s next expansion at the absolute earliest, but at some point in the future, Guardians will finally be able to transform any piece of armor into a...

THE 2020 JORDIE AWARDS

Hello everyone, and welcome to the 46th annual 2020 Jordie Awards. I’m your host, the frog/whale mafia boss from Mirai Sentai Timeranger, and it is my genuine pleasure to be here with all of ...

Gamestop Cancelling Midnight Launch Events Indefinitely

It seems that even the capitalists on the bridge of the S.S. Gamestop are willing to concede the dangers of cramming 50 or more people into tiny strip mall suites, as cities nationwide continue shutti...

Turn Friends Into Data With This AC: New Horizons Stalk Market Tracker

In keeping with centuries-old tradition, Animal Crossing: New Horizons features an economics mini-game known as the Sow Jones Stalk Market, wherein turnips are bought and sold in the purs...

Ease the Wait With This Fan-Made Animal Crossing Island Designer

The highly-anticipated launch of Animal Crossing: New Horizons is just 11 days away, but that doesn’t make the wait any less interminable for the millions of fans seeking to escape our rapidl...

The Witcher 3 Now Has Cross-Save Between PC and Switch

Well here’s a cool-but-weird thing I didn’t expect to write up today: You can now transfer your progress in The Witcher 3 between the Steam/GOG version and last year’s Nintendo Switch port. H...

Bungie Says Those Stats You Like Are Going to Come Back in Style

Destiny 2‘s latest content infusion, Season of the Worthy, isn’t off to a great start. Since the patch hit on Tuesday morning, players have lamented the similarities between this season’s War...

Twitch Clarifies Nudity and Attire Guidelines, Graphic 4K Violence Still Fine

Twitch is a website where anyone can see graphically realistic depictions of gun violence and human vivisection with little or no effort, but images of the outside of the human body a...

Bungie Enacts 'Fully Remote Work Infrastructure' to Avoid COVID-19

Despite the launch of Destiny 2‘s next major content patch being less than a week away, Bungie has converted its entire workforce of 600 to a work-from-home model in order to prevent the spre...

100 Free Xbox Live Gamertag Username Ideas

Whether you’ve just acquired your very first Xbox, or you’ve been with the brand since MechAssault, everyone that sets foot into Microsoft’s X-based ecosystem will have to come up with an Xbo...

Destiny 2's Big Vex Invasion Dies with a Mighty "Ehhhhhh"

For nearly two months now, I have worked alongside my fellow Guardians to procure special supplies for Ikora’s dangerous/brilliant Vex gate project at the Tower. We have dismantled tens (if not hundre...

Trails of Osiris Return March 13 in Destiny 2: Season of the Worthy

Intrepid Guardians across the globe have succeeded in depositing over nine billion Fractaline in Destiny 2, thus completing the Empyrean Foundation community challenge that has dominated the ...

Animal Crossing Switch, Outer Worlds Port Delayed by Coronavirus

As hundreds died and thousands more were infected, the coronavirus outbreak took a small detour this week to impact the world of video games. Nintendo has announced that the release of its forthco...

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Experimental Crucible Mode, Subtitle Options Coming to Destiny 2

Next Tuesday’s update to Destiny 2: Shadowkeep will introduce a new experimental Crucible mode, along with some desperately needed improvements to the game’s subtitle system, according to the...

Destiny 2 Goes Dark as Bungie Scrambles to Repair Characters

Destiny 2 has been offline for most of the day, as Bungie rushes to repair inadvertent damage done to an unknown number of accounts by this morning’s 2.7.1 update. According to Bungie,

The Cabal Go Full 'Operation British' in Destiny 2's Season of the Worthy

The Last City on Earth is once again under direct threat from the remnants of the Red Legion in Destiny 2‘s rapidly approaching “Season of the Worthy,” which kicks off next Tuesday, March 10....

Fortnite Prop Hunt Guide - How to Play & Island Code

If you, like us, have always dreamed of playing Fortnite as a toilet, then today is your lucky day. Thanks to Creative Mode’s new “Prop-o-Matic” gun, transforming into a toilet (or any other ...