Jordan Mallory

Jordan Mallory

Jordan is a frog that lives in Texas and loves Girls Generation. He's also Senior Podcast Producer! Before that he wrote video game news for almost ten years at a lot of websites you've heard of, including this one.





Halle Bailey Cast as Ariel in Live-Action 'The Little Mermaid'

Halle Bailey (above, left), one 19-year-old half of R&B duo Chloe X Halle, will find out exactly what it’s like to be where the people are in Disney’s upcoming live-action remake of The Little...

Hatsune Miku to Make Nintendo Switch Debut in 'Project Diva Mega39’s'

Everyone’s favorite digital pop star will make her Nintendo Switch debut early next year, Sega has announced. Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Mega39’s (I’ll explain in a minute) will put 101 of th...

Sony Announces Live-Action Final Fantasy XIV Series from 'The Expanse' Production Company

Sony today announced a new television project set in the world of Square Enix’s phoenix-like MMO, Final Fantasy XIV. The announcement was extremely light on details, as is typical for this so...

3 Other Bad Ways to Steal a PlayStation

Earlier this week, Kotaku reported on the story of a 19 year old kid in France named Adel, who stole a PlayStation 4 by tricking the self-checkout machine into thinking it was fruit. He then fenced th...

Kiss My Ass, Activision Blizzard

Dear Bobby, Dennis, Coddy, Brian, Chris, et al.,