Jordan Mallory

Jordan Mallory

Jordan is a frog that lives in Texas and loves Girls Generation. He's also Senior Podcast Producer! Before that he wrote video game news for almost ten years at a lot of websites you've heard of, including this one.

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Trademarks Filed for Klonoa, Mr. Driller, and Splatterhouse 'Encore' Games

Bandai Namco has filed several new trademarks for unannounced entries in its Japanese “Encore” series of remastered games, including Mr. Driller Encore, Splatterhouse Encore, and

Two of Destiny 2's Hardest Pinnacle Weapon Quests Just Got Easier

So Destiny 2 has these special guns called “Pinnacle Weapons,” which can only be acquired by persevering through long, arduous quests that require a lot of skill and a lot of patience. The we...

Destiny 2: Shadowkeep Season of the Undying Calendar Guide

Destiny 2: Shadowkeep is barely two weeks away, and with it comes a major overhaul of the game’s armor systems, as well as new strikes, an entire dang moon to explore, and the introductio...

Riot Teases LoL Fighting Game, Dungeon Crawler, and new Shooter IP

As if it weren’t enough to announce mobile versions of Teamfight Tactics and League of Legends (sorta), plus a whole-ass new collectible card game, Riot also used tonight...

5 Things I Learned Grinding the Fortnite Battle Pass

Fortnite is a free game that prints money, and one of its primary methods for doing so is its seasonal Battle Pass. For a price that may as well be $10 (since you can only buy v-bucks in ...

3 Foolproof Ways to Cheat at Magic: The Gathering

The world of professional Magic: The Gathering was turned on its ear recently, when legendary Pro Tour hall of famer Yuuya Watanabe was disqualified from Mythic Championship II, after Wa...

3 More Anime Series Netflix Should Turn into Live-Action Dramas

The internet was all a-twitter yesterday when Netflix confirmed that spacey heartthrob John Cho will portray intergalactic bounty hunter Spike Spiegel in its upcoming live-action adaptation of...

Destiny 2: Shadowkeep's Dungeon Debuts in Latest Bungie ViDoc

Bungie’s latest mini-documentary, embedded below for your convenience, mostly covers things that we already knew about Destiny 2‘s rapidly approaching year three expansion, Shadowkeep

4 Mortal Kombat Characters Born from Rumor and Hearsay

Back in my day, we had these things called “arcades,” which were sorta like Steam but in real life, typically found in archaic social/shopping structures called “malls.” (Malls were like...

5 Potential Conditions of the Bungie/Activision Divorce

In a surprise missive to both fans and employees, Bungie today announced the end of its Destiny publishing agreement with Activision. Bungie will retain the rights to the Destiny...

Kerbal Space Program 2 Lands on Xbox, PS4, and PC Next Year

Kerbal Space Program 2 was announced earlier today during Gamescom 2019’s opening festivities, delighting fans of complex space sims and janky-ass spaceship explosions in equal measure. But b...

This Leak Might Name Every Returning Pokemon in Sword and Shield

Alright so, Pokemon Sword and Shield both come out in a couple weeks, and Trainers still don’t officially know which of their legacy Pokemon will be eligible for transfer into the new games. ...

Destiny 2 Iron Banner Changes Outlined Ahead of Next Week's Event

Lord Saladin and his Iron Banner return to Destiny 2‘s Tower next week, for the first time since Shadowkeep brought us back to our extremely haunted, bug-infested moon. As always, Ir...

Fortnite Season 8, Week 4 Challenges: Pirate Cannons, Buried Treasure

Do you, as an individual, properly understand and appreciate the importance of Orb in our daily lives? Have you taken the time to imagine what life might be like, without the miracle of Orb? Airplanes...

Team Scorched Is Destiny 2's Best PvP Mode, and Here's Why

With Season of the Undying, Bungie has dedicated a playlist in Destiny 2‘s PvP arena, the Crucible, to new and returning modes that buck the game’s established norms. The playlist’s featured ...

10 Unbelievable Knock-Off Nintendos

For as long as the Nintendo Entertainment System has existed, so too have compatible consoles of questionable legality. Commonly referred to as “famiclones” — a portmanteau of “Famicom” and “clone” — ...

HBO Max Secures Exclusive Streaming Rights to Every Studio Ghibli Film

In its continuing effort to secure the exclusive rights to as many cherished childhood memories as possible, HBO has acquired sole US streaming rights to the entirety of Studio Ghibli’s catalogue ...

Valve Must Allow for Steam Games to Be Resold, Says French Court

The High Court of Paris (aka the Tribunal de grande instance de Paris, or “TGI”) has ruled against the digital games magistrates at Valve, siding with a French consumer rights organization in...

Get Your Ass to Mars for Destiny 2's September Community Challenge

Bungie would very much appreciate it if you (and the rest of the Destiny 2 player base) could kill literally hundreds of millions of Hive between 10 a.m. Pacific on Tuesday, September 3 and 1...

Moogle Treasure Trove Event Brings Mameshiba Earrings and More to FFXIV

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn players have a new opportunity to earn some dope mounts and cute earrings next week, when the Moogle Treasure Trove event returns on Monday, Sept. 30 at 1 a....