THE WITCHER (SERIES)

I Hope Choice in the Next Witcher Game Is as Impactful as The Witcher 2

A brave young man is prepared to charge into battle donning little more than a magic amulet and a pair of tighty-whities. You, venerable witcher, can respond in one of three ways: You can tell the man, Newboy, that this is a bad idea; you can feign ignorance toward the…

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FEATURES

CD Projekt Red Finally Announces New Witcher Game, ‘New Saga’ for the Series

CD Projekt Red has officially announced it’s making a new game set in the Witcher universe, and that it will act as the beginning of a “new saga” for the series. Which is likely code for “will not star original protagonist Geralt of Rivera.” The news came as part of a post…

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NEWS

The Witcher 3’s Modding Community May Be Involved With Its Next-Gen Upgrade

In September, CD Projekt Red announced The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will be getting a PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X|S upgrade in 2021. The next-gen package will be called The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Complete Edition, which will include the base game and its additional content along with…

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Geralt’s Voice Actor Shares Thoughts on Possibilities for the Next Witcher Game

Doug Cockle, the voice actor of The Witcher’s Geralt of Rivia, shared his personal ideas on the possibilities for the next game in the series. “I kinda knew something was gonna happen,” Cockle says, reflecting on when he first heard of CD Projekt Red practically confirming another Witcher game. “Nobody…

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NEWS

I Will Only Learn How to Build a PC By Watching Henry Cavill Do it in a Tank Top

Friends, I’ve never owned a gaming PC. Between the prohibitive cost and complicated setup, I’ve just stuck with consoles and handhelds my whole life. What’s a CPU? Isn’t that what they call AI-controlled characters in Super Smash Bros.? Liquid cooler? Is that a Gatorade flavor? I have no idea. I like when…

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99 Potions Episode 2: Maybe I Am a Monster Fucker

Uppercut Editor in Chief/Founder Ty Galiz-Rowe joins local skill-tree enthusiasts Natalie Flores and Steven Strom to talk about why so many RPG monsters are just so damn fuckable. Our panel of experts cover the Monster Fucking Spectrum™ from “Mostly Humanoid” to “Extremely Monstrous” and everything in between, so if you’ve…

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PODCASTS

CD Projekt Red and Witcher Author Close Deal to Make More Witcher Stuff

Between Netflix’s new TV adaptation and The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt coming to Xbox Game Pass, Witcher fans have had a lot to take in this week already. But now CD Projekt, the company that develops the games, has reached a new deal with Andrzej Sapkowski, the writer of the novels,…

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Pitch: An Audiobook of the Witcher Novels By Henry Cavill

Full disclosure: I know next to nothing about The Witcher as a franchise/concept/whatever you want to call it. I tried the play The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt around the time it came out despite knowing I don’t enjoy open-world games and I especially don’t enjoy open-world games where the only way to…

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The Best Premium Cards in Gwent: The Witcher Card Game

You'll be witching with the best of them with this handy guide.

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Dating sims are normal now

Romance games used to be considered the province of lonely women and creeps. But these days, everyone's playing dating sims -- even if they don't realize it.

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Gwent’s ‘Kill the Servers’ stress test beta is live

Come play a hand with Geralt.

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The Social Justice Witcher

The series has a reputation for being crass, but Geralt listens and believes.

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Standalone Gwent is looking pretty dang good

A completely rebalanced version of the minigame from Wild Hunt is hitting beta in September.

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Microsoft’s E3 press briefing just wrapped up. Here’s all the details.

Missed the Xbox livestream? Don't worry: we got ya covered.

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The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine review impressions

Gather ‘round. Let Uncle Geralt tell you a tale.

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Let’s Play The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine

Blood and wine are basically Geralt's favorite things, you know.

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Witcher 3’s ‘Blood and Wine’ expansion sure looks colorful

CD Projekt Red has released a vibrant new trailer ahead of the May 31st release.

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