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Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Lunar Cactuar

Long blue sentient moon cactus. Add them to the dream blunt rotation.

Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker's Patch 6.0 notes have been published, containing an ungodly amount of information for us FFXIV perverts. The only problem is that Square Enix expects me to treat some new folks as enemies, like this very long blue Cactuar fool just chilling on the moon. Some players are asking what the fuck is going on with this Slenderman lookin ass, while others are accepting long blue moon Cactuar for who they are. If you ask me, that's not an enemy, that's a friend (I think). They're just vibing, leave them alone.