Dr. Zan: A Review

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Dr. Zan

7.9

Dr. Zan appeared as a playable character in Streets of Rage 3. He was a cyborg. He wore gray jeans.

Pros
  • The gray jeans are really sharp.
  • They aren't pre-distressed, either, they're just from wear and tear.
  • Strong, wiry grandpa.
Cons
  • Is a cyborg yet can't slam Big Ben.
  • Wears Heelys.
Tags

John Warren

I miss Texas sometimes. Wheelchair person. Professional wrestling is humanity's greatest achievement. He/his, y'all.

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