Let’s Imagine the Ideal AEW Action Figure Collection

Last night during Dynamite, All Elite Wrestling announced the AEW UNRIVALED line of action figures made by Jazwares (the company that does Fortnite and Roblox toys). It comes as no surprise that AEW, a company run by total nerds who definitely love figures, have very good looking prototypes for their first round of figures. AEW’s press release boasts 25 points of articulation and 3D-scanned likenesses. Definitely on the way are those shown in the video (the Young Bucks, Cody, Brandi Rhodes, Kenny Omega, and “le Champion” Chris Jericho) as well as those listed in the press release: MJF, Darby Allin, Dr. Britt Baker, Hangman Adam Page, and the Jurassic Express.

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Most importantly, the press release says there will not just be accessories, but also limited releases of figures done in different “Waves.” Like any self-respecting dork, I love a special edition variant. Hopefully there will be some more information at this weekend’s Toy Fair New York, but until then, let’s speculate and fantasize about what some future AEW figures and variants could be. Here are a few things I am hoping for:

  • The Lucha Bros (any! Lucha Bros figures would simply be sick as hell)
  • Mesh shirt edition Darby Allin
  • Bleeding edition Cody
  • Big Swole (any)
  • To-scale Riho
  • Promo edition Britt Baker (with hoop earrings)
  • Best Friends figures that can hug, complete with iPhones so they can delete their tweets
  • Interlocking Jurassic Express
  • To-scale El Lindaman
  • To-scale Wardlow
  • Scary wine glass edition Brandi
  • Aja Kong vs Awesome Kong stand-off edition
  • Hissing face edition Ortiz
  • Eyepatch edition Jon Moxley
  • Pac (normal)
  • Pac (wet)
  • Championship edition Nyla Rose
  • Thirst trap twitter post edition Nyla Rose
  • Eating pasta with hot girls edition Joey Janela
  • Bodybag edition Darby Allin
  • Spray painting his car edition Darby Allin (greyscale)
  • Dark Order with throne made of dudes
  • Orange Cassidy with workable pockets
  • Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford with magnet mouths
  • Sammy Guevara with wall of tiny Funko Pops
  • Sephiroth edition Kenny Omega
  • Sans Undertale edition Kenny Omega
  • Walking around feeling sad edition Kenny Omega (backpack containing rare vintage JRPGs)

What figures and special variants would you like to see?


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