Alternatives to ‘Metroidvania,’ Because If I See It One More Time, I’ll Die

Metroidvania

  • Comes from the names of two games that do a similar thing
  • We don’t call FPS games “Doom clones” anymore
  • Imagine if we called real-time strategy games “Warconquers” or platformers “Sonarios”
  • Doesn’t mean anything
  • I don’t care that it’s come into common usage
  • Bad
  • Stop it

“Where the fuck do I go kind of games”

  • I got it from the Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Aptly describes the experience of play
  • Kind of a mouthful

“Search action”

  • From a description of a Touhou game
  • Actually explains what you’re doing
  • Concise
  • Possibly too broad

“Maze games”

  • Just describes what they are
  • They are mazes
  • Potential confusion with things like Pac-Man but come on it’s 2019

“Castleroid”

  • Fuck you

“Metroidlikes”

  • I guess we do this with Roguelikes already
  • I forget that Rogue was actually a game most of the time
  • “Roguelike” is also a bad term

“Hunter gatherers”

  • You’re hunting and gathering items
  • Nice synergy with Metroid being a bounty hunter
  • Already taken by pre-industrial humans
  • Civilization was a mistake

“Gatecrashers”

  • I made this up
  • These games are all about unlocking gated areas
  • I’ll be the first to admit that it’s bad
  • I wouldn’t use it
  • And I wouldn’t suggest you do either
  • Good day