WWE RECAP
mer Jan 23, 2021. 8 minute read
WWE Recap: Main Event Heyman
As NXT continued Dusty Cup action, the main roster gave us two very different shows this week. With Drew McIntyre still quarantining, Raw relied on Alexa Bliss’ firepower, references to a 15 year old movie, and an appearance by your favorite superstar from 1999. On the other hand, SmackDown offered…
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WRESTLING
mer Nov 28, 2020. 9 minute read
WWE Recap: R-E-S-P-E-C-T-?
With a surprisingly solid Survivor Series in the books, WWE began the build for December’s TLC, featuring every wrestling fan’s three favorite things: overbooked gimmick matches, sexual predators getting pushes, and chairs. Happy Holidays! Friendly Chat With Professional Wrestling Boss Somehow Becomes Violent Monday night started off with all 5…
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WRESTLING
mer Oct 17, 2020. 8 minute read
WWE Recap: Your Favorite Groupie Returns
WWE concluded a relatively uneventful draft on Monday night, somehow missing the “shake it up” element and managing to keep 97% of feuding superstars on the same brand. Gotta milk that well til it’s dry. Here’s a complete list of who’s playing for what team: Night 1 Draft: Raw Smackdown…
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FOLLOW US
mer Jul 24, 2020. 8 minute read
WWE Recap: Good Old Fashioned Bar Fight
Recently, I’ve realized I’ve gotten into the habit of feeling anxious during big crowd scenes on film and TV. I see characters hug at the park, and pat each other on the back, and I get so nervous for them! Do they know where their friends have been? Did they…
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WRESTLING
mer Apr 4, 2020. 6 minute read
WWE Recap: The Very Bumpy Road to WrestleMania
While it feels like the last few weeks have mentally been about two decades, we’ve finally WrestleMania week, and everybody’s getting in the holiday spirit. While we’re unfortunately unable to sit in a dive bar and drink lukewarm beer just feet away from Colt Cabana, we can all take comfort…
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WRESTLING
mer Jan 18, 2020. 8 minute read
WWE Recap: Seth Rollins Has a Cult, Time is Split, and Knoxville Loses a Mayor
The Royal Rumble is just around the corner, and if you’ve forgotten the rules or what it takes to be eliminated, don’t worry, because Michael Cole will remind you every 15 minutes. This week WWE really ramped up the stories, giving us some big match ups and some new alliances.…
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WRESTLING
mer Jan 11, 2020. 7 minute read
WWE Recap: New Decade, But a Lot of the Same Old Story
WWE is building towards Royal Rumble with some rematches, some returns, and Andrade dressed like a creamsicle. I actually don’t cover that in this recap but please look at this fit. He and Zelina look like they’re cosplaying as sexy traffic cones. God, I love them. Big Boys Unite After…
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WRESTLING
mer Jan 4, 2020. 6 minute read
WWE Recap: SmackDown Brings Back Old Favorites While Raw Teams New Allies
In a week that gave us the most legendary wedding since Meghan and Harry, WWE showed they weren’t afraid to pull out all the stops to start the new year off on an incredibly aggressive note. JoeKO Rises Seth, Akam, and Rezar continue to terrorize Raw, but now our plucky…
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WRESTLING
mer Dec 28, 2019. 6 minute read
WWE Recap: SmackDown Ends the Decade on a High Note, Raw Invites You to a Wedding
Another decade of WWE in the books and management is already looking forward to eliminating competition in the new year, proving that Now, Then, Forever isn’t just a promise, it’s really more of a threat. This week we saw Raw get in the Christmas spirit with a lot of vaguely…
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WRESTLING
mer Dec 21, 2019. 6 minute read
WWE Recap: Raw Cannibalizes Itself, SmackDown Angers Child
SmackDown was at Barclays this week, a place that once charged me $30 for two cups of beer. Raw was out of Des Moines, and I really hope their arena was slightly less expensive for beverages. Luckily, even with storylines at a bit of a standstill until the new year,…
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