SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Kara Dennison Jan 8, 2020. 2 minute read

I Was So, So Wrong About the SpongeBob Musical

A friend of mine recently noted — very rightly — that pretty much everything is becoming a musical now. Though for every Beetlejuice and Mean Girls popping up in recent months, there’s a Little Shop of Horrors or Sunset Boulevard that tried and succeeded at the exact same exercises. The…

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Joseph DiZoglio Dec 17, 2019. 4 minute read

SpongeBob SquarePants Has Always Been Anti-Capitalist

“Every crab’s goal in life is to earn a million dollars,” says Bikini Bottom’s restaurateur, Mr. Krabs. So begins SpongeBob SquarePants season three, episode 13: “Clams.” In gratitude, this blowhard of a boss thanks his reliable workers, SpongeBob and Squidward by taking them on vacation. What unravels in the next eight minutes of Jaws…

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