HITMAN 2

The Gym In Hitman 2’s Miami: A Review

Welcome to Would I Work Out There (WIWOT) — a column where I, a professed fitness freak — take a look at the virtual gyms in video games and answer that pressing question: would I, in fact, break a sweat and do a little work in this space. You can…

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Rich Idiot Dreams of One Day Being the Worst Mass Effect Villain

Elon Musk, like many immorally rich idiots like him, really hates consequences. One of the greatest consequences of his actions — and the actions of those like him — is of course the looming desolation of the human race via climate disaster precipitated by unchecked capitalism. That’s why things like…

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5 More Games That Don’t Star Pigs, but Should

I saw the pig again today, and this time I was ready. Just look at him up there. He’s so beautiful. Just a big lump of folds with a snoot on the end. Truly, Neighbor Pig is everything I aspire to be in life. A perfect example of simplicity and…

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John’s Top 10 Games of the Year Via Home Movies Stills

You’re inundated with GOTY content right now. Between our wonderful website and every other reputable source on the internet, everyone is telling you which ten games you ought to play (if you somehow missed them) from this year. I’m going to do that, too. Hi. The difference, my friends, is…

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Hitman 2 Walkthrough – Miami Silent Assassin, Suit Only on Master Difficulty Guide

Hitman 2 has just launched. So it’s time to step back into the big, bald shoes of everyone’s favorite assassin, Agent 47. This guide will cover how to unlock the hardest challenge on the Miami level – Silent Assassin, Suit Only on Master Difficulty. Before diving into this mammoth task, I…

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Hitman 2 Review

The tagline for Hitman 2 is “make the world your weapon.” It’s much better than 2016’s “enter a world of assassination,” which ushered in Hitman, that year’s soft reboot of the murder simulator series. The previous slogan was hilariously overwrought. It also didn’t accurately describe what these games are about.…

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