Ranking Every Super Smash Bros. Newcomer Trailer

Every time a new Super Smash Bros. character is revealed, fans are abuzz with excitement not just find out who the newcomer is, but also to see the new trailer for the character. According to series creator Masahiro Sakurai, he storyboards and directs all the trailers himself, leaning on his knowledge of…

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Capsule Review: Heaven Will Be Mine

A science fictional epic from the team behind We Know The Devil.

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Ranking the Cast of Mortal Kombat 11 By How Much They Remind Me of My Dad

Mortal Kombat 11 has been out for a week now, and the competitive scene is starting to firm up. As players determine the tier rankings of each character, I have embarked on a ranking project of my own: figuring out which of the male characters of MK11 is most like my dad. My…

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78 Degrees of Wrestling: The Major Arcana of AEW (Part I: The Soul of Desire)

Not too long ago, my girlfriend told me she described me as a witch. It was far from the first time I’ve encountered the distinction. A woman I dated over five years ago, an aura reader who self-identified as a witch herself, felt the same way. I went to get…

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WRESTLING

WWE Recap: Who’s Left?

I don’t pretend to understand why WWE does the things they do; decisions seem to be made like a freshman year film major writing their first script. It’s whatever seems most shocking in the moment, regardless of how it will serve them in the long run. Last weekend, they released…

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WRESTLING

Chad Gable and the Art of the Five Minute Banger

The debate about match runtimes in pro wrestling has raged on for decades now. It’s a favorite among fans of professional wrestling and it always resurfaces when the critically acclaimed prestige wrestling of a particular era leans towards the grander scope of 30-60 minute matches. The debate comes up in…

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Nicolas Cage in a Post-Ironic Universe: On a Decade of Cagesploitation

Nicolas Cage is an actor forever associated in the popular imagination with his most outrageous scenes. In 2016’s Dog Eat Dog, for example, Cage sprays ketchup and mustard bottles on a shirtless Willem Dafoe. In 2018’s Between Worlds, his character reads from the book “Memories by Nicolas Cage” while he…

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FEATURES

‘Astrologaster’ Review: Reach for the Stars

A few months ago, I downloaded an astrology app. I can’t say exactly what drove me to it — I have no religious connection to astrology and no interest in it as a hobby, but something about the novelty of a computer reading my fortune appealed to me. I almost…

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REVIEWS

Does the Gaming Industry Miss Having E3 Around?

In this week’s episode of Spawn on Me, host Kahlief Adams shares his thoughts about his favorite and most anticipated games from Summer Game Fest. He also digs into the conversation around whether E3 still has a space to flourish in the current gaming coverage climate. (You can also listen…

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PODCASTS

How WWE Reacts When Workers Leave the Job

Last Monday night, the wrestling world was blindsided by the news, announced during Monday Night Raw, that Sasha Banks and Naomi, the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, had walked out on the show over creative issues. And though the underlying story was big enough, it blew up even bigger because of…

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WRESTLING

What Are the Best Wines for Pregnant Women?

Much like Yom Kippur, this week’s episode of Friends Reunion is a time for penance and atonement. The Fanbyte Thinktank (currently consisting of Head of Large John Warren, Brand Editor+ Niki Grayson, and Social Editor+ LB Hunktears) has said a lot of things over the last rolling calendar year, most of…

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PODCASTS

Six Ace Attorney Anniversaries That Passed When You Weren’t Looking

It’s hard to believe that the time period of Ace Attorney has changed from The Not-Too-Distant-Future to the very literal here and now. The second season of the anime is airing right around the time its events are supposed to take place, and we’re watching major dates from the story…

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