Rating the sexy guys (and gals!) in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven

Zam’s Steven Strom is a man on a mission. A mission to rank the characters in the bananas new JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure game, by TOTAL SEXINESS. It’s a delightfully over-the-top game that requires an equally unorthodox approach to coverage — so yeah, we’re going with it.