20 Possible Things Atlus is Hinting at with its Persona 5 Royal Teasers

What could it possibly be?

Atlus is counting down to a big Persona 5 Royal announcement on its social media accounts. The countdown started on Thursday, November 21, and will conclude 12 days later on December 3.

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If you’re gonna make a big to do about an announcement of an announcement, there’s gotta be something big at the end of the tunnel, yeah? Let’s explore these possibilities:

  1. As a celebration of My Chemical Romance coming back to life, the band will be including digital codes for Mother 3 for the Neo Geo Pocket with ticket sales to its reunion shows.
  2. Colonel Sanders is the next character to join Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
  3. Terry Crews is joining the cast of Netflix’s The Witcher series.
  4. The novelization of Tetris (it’s erotic).
  5. Mr. Rogers Neighborhood RPG is coming to double down on the release of Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood. It turns out the movie is just a trailer for the game.
  6. Doom’s Doomguy announces his bid for 2020 and he’s strongly in favor of gun control.
  7. Hatsune Miku autochess spin-off.
  8. Destiny 2 gets a fourth class called The Reply Guy who debates the Vex in the marketplace of ideas.
  9. Pokemon Champion Leon and Gym Leader Raihan do, in fact, fuck.
  10. The Studio Ghibli universe is the next one to be included in Blazblue: Cross Tag Battle.
  11. Death Stranding is getting a Baby Yoda skin for BB.
  12. Elon Musk’s Cybertruck was gonna be DLC for Need for Speed: Heat, but was cancelled when it was discovered it was actually already featured in the original game on PlayStation.
  13. The new Trauma Center has been delayed in North America due to lack of stability in American healthcare system.
  14. Stardew Valley is being patched to add late stage capitalism.
  15. The next Mass Effect will actually treat gay men like people it respects by removing all straight romance altogether.
  16. Nintendo confirms its first adult-only title starring Luigi Mansion’s Gooigi.
  17. Outer Worlds developer worked on the game for years before realizing they weren’t working on Outer Wilds.
  18. Overwatch 2 to finally acknowledge Soldier: 76’s roommate was not just his roommate.
  19. There will be a new Disgaea spin-off called Datgaea Over There.
  20. Persona 5 Royal is getting a western release date.
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Kenneth Shepard

Kenneth is a Georgia-based writer who still periodically cries about the Mass Effect trilogy years after it concluded.

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