This New Vacuum Bird Looking Ass Pokemon: A Review

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This New Vacuum Bird Looking Ass Pokemon

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In the latest trailer for the Pokemon Sword and Shield expansion pass, there's a new Pokemon who looks like it was created by slapping together various home appliances, including what appears to be a vacuum cleaner and a slow cooker.

Pros:
  • Still, somehow, looks like a friend.
Cons:
  • Why would you create this new life only for it to have to suffer due to the nature of its existence?
  • You throw this motherfucker together using what you've got lying around and you expect it to battle for you? To just get beaten up and beat up its Pokemon bretheren for sport?
  • Free him.
  • FREE HIM.
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Kenneth Shepard

Kenneth is a Georgia-based writer who still periodically cries about the Mass Effect trilogy years after it concluded.

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