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The Haunted Kazuhira Miller Orb: A Review

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The Haunted Kazuhira Miller Orb

6.9

Kazuhira Miller, famed fiddle player and esteemed hamburger aficionado, finally returns in Super Smash Bros Ultimate as an unsettling floating orb containing his disembodied spirit.

Pros
  • Cool sunglasses
  • Renowned bisexual icon
  • Hates Huey Emmerich
  • Loves dogs
Cons
  • Absolutely will attempt to recruit younger Smash characters into his private militia
  • Embezzled the funds for Ultimate's Final Fantasy content in order to fund illegal hamburger operations
  • Appears in your room, every night, to ask if you feel it, too

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