The $40 Minecraft Sandwich: A Review

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The $40 Minecraft Sandwich

6.2

Someone out there killed like five animals for a Minecraft-inspired sandwich/burger/monstrosity. And we thought we'd eat it and see how okay we felt after.

Pros
  • You'll be full.
  • An absolute unit, as they say.
  • Photogenic.
  • Most of the meat was pretty okay.
  • More animals in one place than Noah's Ark.
Cons
  • What the fuck?
  • The chicken was probably a day old and defrosted.
  • The duck pâté wasn't great, and overwhelmed the taste of the whole ass thing.
  • More animals in one place than Noah's Ark.
  • No, but really. What is wrong with y'all?
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Kenneth Shepard

Kenneth is a Georgia-based writer who still periodically cries about the Mass Effect trilogy years after it concluded.

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