The 2019 Game Awards: A Review
The 2019 Geoff Keighley Game Awards by Geoff Keighley
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The longest commercial in the video game industry returned for an extensive night of reveals, re-reveals, re-un-reveals, live music, """""live""""" music, and Linus Fucking Tech Tips.
Pros
- Karl Marx got thanked live on-stage
- At least we're not teabagging people anymore like in the Spike TV Days
- Everyone in the orchestra had extremely good hair, including Pipe Guy, Dad Singing in a Foreign Language, and Scream Man 2020
- Fewer drunk people given microphones
Cons
- Still two hours too long
- Still just one big commercial with no emphasis put on (or space given to) the people who make games
- Someone let Elon Musk sit next to Ikumi Nakamura
- Blazers with T-Shirts in 2019
- Show still just can't decide what it wants to be, other than a paycheck for Geoff Keighley
- Fewer drunk people given microphones
