Showering in Death Stranding: A Review


Showering in Death Stranding
7.5
The Private Rooms in Death Stranding are outfitted with all kinds of amenities, including a bathroom pod that includes a shower and toilet. Sam Porter Bridges (Norman Reedus) is free to use the shower as much as he wants.
PROS
- Good for him! He deserves a shower
- Sam's shower water can be turned into grenades to throw at BTs
- The camera pans lovingly over Sam's body
- If Sam is dirty with BT slime or whatever, showering will make him a clean boy again
- When Sam hops out of the shower, it's pretty cute
CONS
- Sam's body hair doesn't get wet even though his skin does and it looks weird
- Sam never washes his hair! EVER!
- The camera doesn't always pan lovingly over Sam's butt
- The showers don't seem like they are long enough to be truly relaxing