Robert Battinson: A Review


Robert Battinson


Test footage from a camera test of Robert Pattison as Robert Battinson in "The Batman" was revealed earlier today.

  • No sign of molded fake muscles
  • Cloth and leather on the joints
  • Jawline that could cut glass
  • Strong silhouette
  • No nipples
  • Seems like the chest emblem is also a couple of batarangs? Silly.
  • Ears might still be hilarious and/or awful
  • No nipples

Jordan Mallory

Jordan Mallory has spent more than a decade in the games industry and is now severely ill-equipped to work in other fields as a result. Right now he's eating generic Frosted Flakes out of a red party cup and wondering why he chose to rewrite his bio at 5:31 a.m.

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