Rig: A Review

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Rig

6.9

Rig is a character in the recently-released sixth entry in the Dead or Alive series. Like all men in the game, he is a stern adult over 40 who must do battle against women with large breasts and children's faces.

Pros
  • Classic catchphrase ("I'm Rig!")
  • Name is an acronym that stands for Really Intelligent Guy
  • Science equations tattooed all over his body make him a helpful lab partner in AP chemistry
  • Extremely slippery
Cons
  • Got hit by a sword once (but only on the eyebrow and hairline)
  • My man seriously has the Greek letter pi tattooed on his collarbone
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merritt k is the managing editor of Fanbyte. She has never played a video game in her life.

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