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Phanto: A Review

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Phanto

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Phanto is an enemy from Super Mario Bros 2. It's a mask that flies off the wall ESPECIALLY if you take a key or item it wants. Can't stress enough that you don't take its keys.

Pros
  • Effective as a theft deterrent
Cons
  • Maskaphobia is "surprisingly common" according to VeryWellMind
  • It's totally normal for kids to develop this phobia
  • Some have even speculated it takes longer to rid yourself of a childhood fear of masks than other early-developing phobias
  • I don't think you'd be so judgy if you understood how common and normal this is
John Warren
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