Ninja Making a Breakfast Sandwich: A Review

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Ninja Making a Breakfast Sandwich

1.7

My precious Bon Appetit Test Kitchen had its sun-kissed doors darkened by Ninja the Fortnite man.

Pros
  • Carla introduces him as "Gamer Tyler Ninja Blevins"
Cons
  • He streamed with YET ANOTHER WOMAN, defiling his marriage
  • Ninja kept trying to make "girth" happen
  • My guy doesn't know what an avocado is
  • My guy made an "oops one crust" sandwich
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I miss Texas sometimes. Wheelchair person. Professional wrestling is humanity's greatest achievement. He/his, y'all.

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