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Jyscal Guado: A Review

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Jyscal Guado

6.2

Jyscal Guado is the slain father of Final Fantasy X antagonist and all-around creepazoid Seymour Guado. How was he slain??? It's a spoooooky myssss it was Seymour. Seymour killed him.

Pros
  • Absolute A+ incredible hair. Wowzers.
  • A- beard
  • B+ wardrobe
  • B- family portrait
Cons
  • F- patricide awareness
John Warren
I miss Texas sometimes. Wheelchair person. Professional wrestling is humanity's greatest achievement. He/his, y'all.

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