Jar Jar Binks Tongue Sucker: A Review

A promotional Jar Jar Binks themed lollipop for the 1999 cult classic Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

4.7

PROS
  • A lot of texture
  • Can finally learn what it's like to french kiss Jar Jar Binks
  • Unique design
  • Could keep him on your desk as a little friend
CONS
  • Deeply darksided that it has materialized
  • Unfortunate to look at for more than three seconds
  • He stares off into the distance. Detached, never blinking, never worried about our worries. He's on another echelon.
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