- Makes an unbelievable venison stew
- Can palm a deer
- Has a history of bottled up rage but is working on it with his therapist
- Sword is in the shop so he's using a concrete slab from the highway construction down the road -- probably not a big deal right?
- Grabby for venison
- Threw a child moments after meeting him
RELATED ARTICLES
Chad Parsley Aug 11, 2022. 2 minute read
Chad Parsley Reviews the Steam Top Sellers List
Hey Parsleyheads, Chad Parsley here — video game reviewer and college volleyball state champ ’87. You know, it’s been a long time since I was in the game business. I used to write reviews for magazines back in the 90s, all the big publications like Game Killers, Video Freaks, Secrets of the Sega…
READ MORE >
Dylan Roth Aug 8, 2022. 6 minute read
‘Prey’ Review: The Best Predator Movie Since, Well, Predator
2022 has been a remarkable year for maximalist filmmaking, for big, colorful visuals and loud, expressive sound design. Most of my favorite movies this year have been overstated, from the rip-roaring action and emotion of Everything Everywhere All at Once and RRR, to the IMAX spectacle of Top Gun: Maverick…
READ MORE >