Cloud Strife Sliding Down a Slide in Final Fantasy VII Remake: A Review

Kenneth Shepard April 13, 2020

Less than a minute

Def wanted to do this my entire life #PS4share https://t.co/ff35EfvPb8 pic.twitter.com/DOkUb9jePz

— Mega Ran (@MegaRan) April 13, 2020

Cloud Strife Sliding Down a Slide in Final Fantasy VII Remake

Cloud Strife, the hero of Final Fantasy VII and its assorted spin-offs and sequels, sliding at a playground in Final Fantasy VII Remake.

Up to this point in Final Fantasy VII Remake, Cloud Strife hasn't been particularly happy. Not even for a moment. He's been dragged around to do errands and nobody's paying him. But at least he can have a small reprieve from that freelance life on this playground, where the player can make him play on the slide.

Pros:

Look at him go.
They don't teach you to have fun like that when you're a (ex-)SOLDIER.
Yeah, there's some terrorism happening right now but the world will not end if you go up and down the slide for a bit.

Cons:

Would it kill him to emote about it? No "wheeeeeeee!" Not even the smallest laugh.
Look, Aerith isn't going to tell anyone if you have a little fun.
On second thought, she actually might.
Nevermind. As you were.