Cloud Strife Sliding Down a Slide in Final Fantasy VII Remake: A Review

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Cloud Strife Sliding Down a Slide in Final Fantasy VII Remake

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Up to this point in Final Fantasy VII Remake, Cloud Strife hasn't been particularly happy. Not even for a moment. He's been dragged around to do errands and nobody's paying him. But at least he can have a small reprieve from that freelance life on this playground, where the player can make him play on the slide.

Pros:
  • Look at him go.
  • They don't teach you to have fun like that when you're a (ex-)SOLDIER.
  • Yeah, there's some terrorism happening right now but the world will not end if you go up and down the slide for a bit.
Cons:
  • Would it kill him to emote about it? No "wheeeeeeee!" Not even the smallest laugh.
  • Look, Aerith isn't going to tell anyone if you have a little fun.
  • On second thought, she actually might.
  • Nevermind. As you were.
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Kenneth Shepard

Kenneth is a Georgia-based writer who still periodically cries about the Mass Effect trilogy years after it concluded.

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