Bass: A Review

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Bass

4.2

Bass Armstrong is a former wrestler and large dad from the Dead or Alive series. His look is kind of inspired by a racist wrestling legend.

Pros
  • Strong dad
  • Unlimited access to leather goods
Cons
  • Singularly obsessed with stopping his daughter's fame seeking even though he's like...a super famous wrestler????
  • What the heck, man?
  • Patterned his look after the worst wrestler to appear on Bubba The Love Sponge
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John Warren

I miss Texas sometimes. Wheelchair person. Professional wrestling is humanity's greatest achievement. He/his, y'all.

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