In the Pokemon justice system, vase-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In the Galar region, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Vases Unit.
“Look, somebody broke something! It wasn’t me. I pwomise.”
“Even if I did do it… what are you going to do about it?”
4. Alolan Meowth
“Them’s the breaks!”
“Oh no! It looks like your priceless Ming vase broke! It couldn’t have been me, though, because I’m so cute! I have a tiny scarf!”
[Politoed’s silence will never betray its unfathomable Frog Secrets]
“I’m too small to bweak anything! Look at my widdle feet!”
“I know what you’re thinking, because I’m a magic fish with mind powers. And no, I didn’t break your vase. Trust me. Would I lie to you? Come here and give us a kiss.”
“Ohhh… me? I’m just a Goomy.”
“Look at my big eyes, do you really think I’m a bad Pokemon? I wouldn’t break anything. And if I did, well… you’re the one who taught me Bullet Seed, did you ever think about that?”
“You suggest that I am so clumsy as to cause property damage in my prancing and preening? You accuse Roserade of lacking grace? How dare you?”
“I did it. I did it in that split second when you turned away, and I’d do it again. I am going to gradually unravel your sanity through such actions and nobody will ever believe you. Now feed me that psychic fish.”