It's cool that there were multiple TV shows from my era of PBS Kids that ran for so long that multiple generations of children were able to watch them
He has a cat named Gilbert
Caillou's parent's names are "Doris" and "Boris" on the Caillou website
Yung God's "Caillou"
Caillou's theme song was a bop
AYE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS RACIST HE CALLED THE ONLY BLACK PERSON HE KNOWS A MONKEY AND HIS MOM SAID THE SAME KID WAS A ZOO ANIMAL FUCK THIS KID, BRO
Moans constantly because his sister Rosie *existed*
Was never as interesting as his cat when they would cut to the puppet segments
Gave me a gross misunderstanding of what all children in Canada looked like
The theme song has the lyric "growing up is not so tough" in it, motherfucker has been four for 20 years
The next line in the theme song is "except when I've had enough" and the screen cuts to him crying. he acknowledges that he is shitty but did nothing over the course of the last 20 years to change his behavior
Caillou's parent's names are "Mommy" and "Daddy" in the TV show and in the books