MICROREVIEWS
Fūnk-é Joseph Jul 20, 2022. 1 minute read
My Cat Reviews Cat Game Stray
Stray is out! It’s a game dedicated to cat antics, so who better to review it than my cat, Gogeta? He sat on my desk beside me while I played through the cyberpunk chronicles of Stray‘s nameless Garfield, and he has a lot of thoughts on this video game. A bit of…
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Danielle Riendeau Jul 7, 2022. 2 minute read
My First Battle Royale Victory in Fortnite: A Review
I started playing Fortnite again after about four years for a few reasons. For starters, I wanted to start playing a live service game for coverage on Fanbyte. I wanted to play something popular, and basically begin to understand live service games (though I currently play Cozy Grove and plenty…
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Jordan Mallory Jun 17, 2022. 1 minute read
Driving 5 Hours To Buy a Pinball Table That Doesn’t Fit: A Review
I’ve spent the last few months searching Facebook Marketplace for a virtual pinball machine, specifically the atGames Legends Pinball. I chose the ALP over Arcade1Up’s pinball offerings because I felt its retro cabinet art, 32″ screen, and native resolution/FPS of 1080p/60 offered a better experience than the Arcade1Up tables, which…
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Colette Arrand Jun 8, 2022. 1 minute read
Paper Mario Columbo on Dall-E Mini: A Review
Guys, I’m going to level with you: I don’t really understand Dall-E Mini. I mean, I roughly understand how it works, but I don’t get the appeal. Why type “Goofy on the cross” into a machine that mostly conjures pain, you know? Having decried the practice as “scary” on Twitter,…
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Danielle Riendeau May 27, 2022. 1 minute read
Kirby in Underwater Purgatory: A Review
I had a fun plan today, to write a little story about Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards. It’s a game I rented for my Nintendo 64 back when it was released, around 2000 (so I was in the middle of high school), and while I only had it for a…
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John Warren May 4, 2022. Less than a minute
Adam Cole’s Reaction to Evil Uno’s Destroyed PS5: A Review
During AEW’s reveal of AEW Fight Forever, Evil Uno revealed that both his Stream Deck and PlayStation 5 had been destroyed. Adam Cole’s live reaction was two straight minutes of horror.
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Kenneth Shepard Apr 21, 2022. Less than a minute
Touching a Handrail at PAX, Two Years Later: A Review
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Kenneth Shepard Dec 6, 2021. Less than a minute
The Seasonal Sound of Entering a Discord Voice Channel: A Review
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Michael Higham Dec 1, 2021. Less than a minute
FFXIV Endwalker’s Long Blue Moon Cactuar: A Review
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Danielle Riendeau Nov 18, 2021. 1 minute read
Walmart Trying To Sell Me Laxatives Instead of a PlayStation 5: A Review
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lb hunktears Nov 2, 2021. Less than a minute
A Normal Barrel Not Containing Link From Zelda: A Review
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Kenneth Shepard Oct 16, 2021. Less than a minute
Matt Ryan Getting to Play Constantine Again: A Review
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Imran Khan Oct 15, 2021. Less than a minute
Still Not Being Able to Build from Storage in Animal Crossing: A Review
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Kenneth Shepard Aug 27, 2021. Less than a minute
Travis Touchdown’s ‘Fuck Racism’ Hoodie: A Review
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John Warren Aug 1, 2021. Less than a minute
Breaking Down a Pineapple Instead of Buying a Thing of Pre-cut Pineapple From the Store: A Review
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