No starry-eyed child ambles through a snowy playground chanting things like “I want to be a freelance Santa Inspector when I grow up.” But when the holidays roll around, and you’ve accidentally spent your entire gift budget on a life-sized John Romero-style replica of your own bloody head on a spike, you sometimes have to make sacrifices. I guess the nog-soaked bureaucrat who assigned me this rotten crop of Kringles (that’s what we call them in the biz) saw the words “video game” on my resume and breathed a sigh of relief. Otherwise, I’m not sure how I ended up with this many stinkers. Anyway, these delightful cat-shaped wine-stoppers aren’t … Continue reading Video Game Santas, Ranked by Effectiveness at Their Jobs