In Darkest Dungeon’s world of flesh-eating ghouls, insectoid vampires, and ominous narration, your horoscope is the least of your worries. But while my dwindling band of heroes were off defeating evil and/or succumbing to madness, I was sat wondering what the stars had to say about their latest afflictions. So, before we pack our collection of traumatised misfits off to the mountains in Darkest Dungeon 2, here’s how they match up to the 12 signs of the zodiac. You’re welcome. Aries: Hellion Clearly, nobody ever told Aries that confidence is a slow and insidious killer. Just like the Hellion, an Aries is likely to leap into action first and ask … Continue reading The Signs as Darkest Dungeon Heroes