10 More Awful ‘Gamer’ Gifts from Amazon

After digging through Amazon to find the 13 worst “gamer” shirts on offer, my doctor told me that I had to wait at least 72 hours before going back under. She said something about “explosive eyeball syndrome” and “inside-out butt disorder,” but I have an obligation to you, the readers, to provide useful consumer information during these trying holiday times. What do doctors know anyway? I read on Yahoo Answers that prolonged exposure to capitalism is actually good, and that the more egregious the retail offering, the stronger my immune system becomes. So! Here are 10 more awful “gamer” gifts available on Amazon, which no one should ever purchase. Even … Continue reading 10 More Awful ‘Gamer’ Gifts from Amazon