*clears throat* I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is some reprieve from the crushing weight of existence and maybe a vaccine so I can finally go to an overcrowded confined area and have beer spilled on an ecologically irresponsible fast-fashion garment as I wait in line to use an overflowing toilet that holds all four major germ groups and the solution to three paternity cases. via GIPHY For the more immediate future, however, I will settle for this Saturday’s UFC Fight Night: Thompson vs. Neal card in Las Vegas. A welterweight crossroads I … Continue reading Totally Normal, Not Weird At All UFC Guide to Thompson vs. Neal