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Ginny Woo

Ginny is proof that living close to the Lord of the Rings set can be a replacement for a personality. When she's not writing about games or yelling into the void of the internet about internet wives, she's probably playing D&D and failing charisma checks to seduce NPCs.


The Five Worst Places To Play Five Nights At Freddy’s

Five Nights At Freddy’s is a landmark horror game. Even if its janky animatronics are now more kooky than terrifying, very little is more unsettling than working the night shift at a dilapidated pizza parlor populated by murderous robots. Now that Help Wanted is out on the Switch, you can experience…

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A Chocobo Built For One: Why and How I Got a Divorce in FFXIV

Final Fantasy XIV is arguably the biggest MMO out there right now, with a subscriber base that’s surpassed the old guard of World of Warcraft and relative newcomer The Elder Scrolls Online. Even if it wasn’t, well, it’s the biggest. In my heart. While I raided for years in WoW, I feel like I’ve built…

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I Trained My Hair Like Sephiroth for 14 Days and Now I’m a Living Weapon

Final Fantasy VII Remake has been the game on everyone’s hit list recently, and for good reason. Everyone in it looks really fucking hot. Literally everyone. I don’t know what they did to Rufus Shinra, but talk about an utterly worrying glo-up. People say it’s been harder to find reasons to look one’s best with lockdown…

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Valorant Got a Release Date & You’re Gonna Lose All Your Progress, Mate

Alright, it looks like we have a Valorant release date. Specifically, Valorant is moving out of its closed beta (which you can enter by watching Twitch streams and praying) and into an official release pretty damn soon. We can’t think of a better time to pick up… yet another hero…

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The 6 Truly Worst Things You Need to Do on Your Animal Crossing Island

While we’re all stuck at home like responsible social-distancing adults, it’s time to agree on one universal truth: there’s nothing more forlornly arresting than looking at Instagram throwback photos your bougie mates are posting about the Eurotrips they took while you were in a club bathroom getting reacquainted with whippets. Sure,…

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The Castlevania Season 3 Guide to Being in a Healthy, Queer Polycule

If you’ve bothered keeping pace with Castlevania since its first season in 2017, you’ll have noticed the show provides raunchier fare than previous animated classics on the platform. Castlevania has never been afraid to show the adult side of Gothic romance, whether it’s murderous angst or just straight-up (or bicurious) vampire…

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Wasteland 3 Preview: Ranging With Rednecks in Robots

You’re crossing some sort of frozen expanse, guns strapped to your back, clothing a mess of misappropriated enemy armor and what looks like faux fur. Half your squadmates were brutally massacred in an ambush a few hours ago. You’re pretty sure you have your commanding officer’s brains caked on your arm.…

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What Your Granblue Fantasy Versus Main Was Like in High School

If you’re new to Granblue Fantasy Versus, and you’ve got no idea how to pick your main, we can finally help. Forget MBTI profiles, astrology, or what your shared kinks are. The only way to really get to know someone is to have seen them at their most cursed — so here’s what…

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Destiny 2 Solstice of Heroes Guide – Armor Sets, Start Date, End Date

The Destiny 2 Solstice of Heroes event returns this summer before the arrival of Shadowkeep. It’s the Season of Opulence which pretty much perfectly aligns with what we’ve come to expect. Thus far, the Solstice of Heroes has featured some of the most lavish armor so far. This time around…

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Destiny 2 Heroic Menagerie Guide — Tips & Walkthrough

Hello Calus, my old friend. I’ve come to subject myself to your ceaseless torment again. Because this Menagerie you’re keeping… has my Fireteam here weeping. And the vision… that was planted in my brain… still remains… within the Crown of Sorrow. No, really. We’re loading right back into the Menagerie…

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Destiny 2 Spoils of War Guide — Werner 99-40 Bounty, Lost Treasure

Spoils of War is a quest you can get from either Werner 99-40 or Benedict 99-40 this week in Destiny 2. It’s not a particularly difficult quest to complete, but it feels very grindy compared to some of the other tasks that you’ve been asked to do to get Calus’…

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Destiny 2 The Menagerie Guide – Tips & Walkthrough

The Season of Opulence has brought more than just sorrows. Welcome to The Menagerie: a new Destiny 2 game mode which pieces together a ragtag bunch of players with random challenges to earn the favor (or ire) of Emperor Calus and his chosen ones. Farming The Menagerie once you hit…

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Destiny 2 Crown of Sorrow Raid Guide: Tips & Walkthrough

The Season of Opulence has brought a new raid to Destiny 2 — the Crown of Sorrows. Players jumping back into the swing of things will be conveniently decked out with level 690 gear after an initial questline to unlock the majority of the season’s goodies. After that, it’s only…

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